There is a blind man here tuning my piano and he keeps making blind jokes
quote “you know when people ring me up to ask if I can fix their piano I like to tell them i’m so good I can do it without looking”
Sometimes people ask why i became a piano tuner and i tell them its because they wouldnt let me become a pilot
I love how rock lee is just like “I’m not using any type of jutsu. There is no trick. I’m straight up beating your punk ass”
WHITE WITH RED
White with Red was an extremely popular short creepy story that has been turned into a short film.
This is the story:
A man went to a hotel and walked up to the front desk to check in. The woman at the desk gave him his key and told him that on the way to his room, there was a door with no number that was locked and no one was allowed in there. Especially no one should look inside the room, under any circumstances. So he followed the instructions of the woman at the front desk, going straight to his room, and going to bed.
The next night his curiosity would not leave him alone about the room with no number on the door. He walked down the hall to the door and tried the handle. Sure enough it was locked. He bent down and looked through the wide keyhole. Cold air passed through it, chilling his eye. What he saw was a hotel bedroom, like his, and in the corner was a woman whose skin was completely white. She was leaning her head against the wall, facing away from the door. He stared in confusion for a while. He almost knocked on the door, out of curiosity, but decided not to.
This disinclination saved his life. He crept away from the door and walked back to his room. The next day, he returned to the door and looked through the wide keyhole. This time, all he saw was redness. He couldn’t make anything out besides a distinct red color, unmoving. Perhaps the inhabitants of the room knew he was spying the night before, and had blocked the keyhole with something red.
At this point he decided to consult the woman at the front desk for more information. She sighed and said, “Did you look through the keyhole?” The man told her that he had and she said, “Well, I might as well tell you the story. A long time ago, a man murdered his wife in that room, and her ghost haunts it. But these people were not ordinary. They were white all over, except for their eyes, which were red.”
Well you can just rock me to sleep tonight
I actually heard of this story before!! Except I heard it in Japan where instead of a key hole the man heard a weird pounding next door so he poked a hole in the rice paper to see a young girl who seemed to be dancing. He thought it was weird but went back to bed. later he woke up after another strange sound closer now. he decided to peek into the next room again and saw nothing but red and thought the girl had hung a kimono. The next morning he talked to the inn keeper who told him that that room had been his daughters who had passed away a year prior. when he brought out the photo the man screamed and ran out of the inn for the picture showed the same little girl with piercing red eyes.
this warmup took me forever for some reason ???
rewatching sailor moon is so much funnnn